Patriot Skull Tee – Uncle Sam Reborn
For people who love America & aren't afraid to show it!
Printed & Shipped from the USAProudly designed, printed, and shipped in the USA!
Easy Returns, No HassleWrong size? No issue. Returns made easy.
Free Shipping Over $100Enjoy free shipping on orders of $100 or more in USA.
High Quality Cotton & ConstructionMade with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
When liberty dies, it doesn’t stay dead for long.
Uncle Sam’s had enough—and it shows. The Patriot Skull Tee takes the classic American icon and strips him down to what we’re all feeling: no trust, no tolerance, and no room left for cowards.
This shirt doesn’t ask for conversation—it dares it. Designed for patriots who know that freedom looks a little meaner when it's been betrayed.
- Premium Bella+Canvas tee – soft, breathable, USA-made
- 100% Airlume combed & ringspun cotton (no sweatshops, ever)
- Unisex fit with ribbed collar & side seams for structure
- Tagless feel with tear-away label
- Printed to order in the USA 🇺🇸
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, order one size up.
Effect of Wearing Kakistocracy:
Possible side effects include:
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Gaining 10% more silent respect at the shooting range
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Kids at the gas station saying “that’s metal”
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Feeling like your next words should be in a gravelly voice
Returns & Shipping
Returns & Support
Our support email is support@kakistocracy.shop, we are happy to help with any returns or issues.
Shipping
We ship as fast as possible, 95% of all orders leave our printshop in 2 business days. If you need an expedited order, please reach out to sales@kakistocracy.shop, we will try the best we can.
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Proudly Printed in USA
Wear your Kakistocracy proudly, knowing your apparel was designed and printed in the USA.
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