Dead Serious Tee – Don’t Let Me Vote Democrat
For people who love America & aren't afraid to show it!
Printed & Shipped from the USAProudly designed, printed, and shipped in the USA!
Easy Returns, No HassleWrong size? No issue. Returns made easy.
Free Shipping Over $100Enjoy free shipping on orders of $100 or more in USA.
High Quality Cotton & ConstructionMade with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
Let your final wishes be known.
You can’t trust the system—especially after you're gone. This viral classic makes your position clear for eternity: freedom forever, Dems never.
Whether it’s satire, prophecy, or just good estate planning, this shirt says what your tombstone probably should.
- Premium Bella+Canvas tee – soft, breathable, USA-made
- 100% Airlume combed & ringspun cotton (no sweatshops, ever)
- Unisex fit with ribbed collar & side seams for structure
- Tagless feel with tear-away label
- Printed to order in the USA 🇺🇸
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, order one size up.
Effect of Wearing Kakistocracy:
Possible side effects include:
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Getting a “hell yeah” from every grandpa at Cracker Barrel
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Feeling like your afterlife just got safer
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Sparking 30-minute debates in grocery store lines
Returns & Shipping
Returns & Support
Our support email is support@kakistocracy.shop, we are happy to help with any returns or issues.
Shipping
We ship as fast as possible, 95% of all orders leave our printshop in 2 business days. If you need an expedited order, please reach out to sales@kakistocracy.shop, we will try the best we can.
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Proudly Printed in USA
Wear your Kakistocracy proudly, knowing your apparel was designed and printed in the USA.
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