Eagle Hair Tee
For people who love America & aren't afraid to show it!
Printed & Shipped from the USAProudly designed, printed, and shipped in the USA!
Easy Returns, No HassleWrong size? No issue. Returns made easy.
Free Shipping Over $100Enjoy free shipping on orders of $100 or more in USA.
High Quality Cotton & ConstructionMade with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
The only bird that votes America First.
This ain’t just any eagle. It’s bold. It’s defiant. And it’s rocking the most iconic combover in American political history.
The Eagle Hair Tee takes freedom’s fiercest symbol and gives it the attitude of 45. A head-turner for patriots who are done pretending everything’s fine.
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Let the kakistocracy know we’ve evolved—and we’ve grown feathers.
- Premium Bella+Canvas tee – soft, breathable, USA-made
- 100% Airlume combed & ringspun cotton (no sweatshops, ever)
- Unisex fit with ribbed collar & side seams for structure
- Tagless feel with tear-away label
- Printed to order in the USA 🇺🇸
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, order one size up.
Effect of Wearing Kakistocracy:
Possible side effects include:
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Patriotic head nods from across the parking lot
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Bald eagles circling lower than usual
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Hair envy from dudes who gave up in 1997
Returns & Shipping
Returns & Support
Our support email is support@kakistocracy.shop, we are happy to help with any returns or issues.
Shipping
We ship as fast as possible, 95% of all orders leave our printshop in 2 business days. If you need an expedited order, please reach out to sales@kakistocracy.shop, we will try the best we can.
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Proudly Printed in USA
Wear your Kakistocracy proudly, knowing your apparel was designed and printed in the USA.
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