Trump’s Snowflake Removal Service Tee
For people who love America & aren't afraid to show it!
Printed & Shipped from the USAProudly designed, printed, and shipped in the USA!
Easy Returns, No HassleWrong size? No issue. Returns made easy.
Free Shipping Over $100Enjoy free shipping on orders of $100 or more in USA.
High Quality Cotton & ConstructionMade with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
Heavy sarcasm. No plow required.
Need help clearing the streets of feelings and fragility? This tee does the job without firing up a single diesel engine. Trump’s Snowflake Removal Service™ is your uniform for truth, toughness, and trolling in equal measure.
Built for cold mornings, campus protests, and awkward family dinners.
- Premium Bella+Canvas tee – soft, breathable, USA-made
- 100% Airlume combed & ringspun cotton (no sweatshops, ever)
- Unisex fit with ribbed collar & side seams for structure
- Tagless feel with tear-away label
- Printed to order in the USA 🇺🇸
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, order one size up.
Effect of Wearing Kakistocracy:
Possible side effects include:
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Being accused of being “insensitive” (you're welcome)
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Loud laughter from blue-collar passersby
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Causing secondhand offense within a 10-ft radius
Returns & Shipping
Returns & Support
Our support email is support@kakistocracy.shop, we are happy to help with any returns or issues.
Shipping
We ship as fast as possible, 95% of all orders leave our printshop in 2 business days. If you need an expedited order, please reach out to sales@kakistocracy.shop, we will try the best we can.
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Proudly Printed in USA
Wear your Kakistocracy proudly, knowing your apparel was designed and printed in the USA.
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