The Final Variant Tee – Covid ≠ Freedom

Sale price$32.99

Color: Black
Size: S

For people who love America & aren't afraid to show it!

Printed & Shipped from the USA

Proudly designed, printed, and shipped in the USA!

Easy Returns, No Hassle

Wrong size? No issue. Returns made easy.

Free Shipping Over $100

Enjoy free shipping on orders of $100 or more in USA.

High Quality Cotton & Construction

Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.

Freedom isn’t a phase—it’s a lifestyle.

 

The mask has come off. This bold tee declares what you already know: lockdowns and mandates weren’t about safety—they were about control.

Made for those who never bowed down and never shut up. Speak truth. Wear freedom. Trigger at will.

  • Premium Bella+Canvas tee – soft, breathable, USA-made
  • 100% Airlume combed & ringspun cotton (no sweatshops, ever)
  • Unisex fit with ribbed collar & side seams for structure
  • Tagless feel with tear-away label
  • Printed to order in the USA 🇺🇸

Runs true to size. For a looser fit, order one size up.

 

Effect of Wearing Kakistocracy:

Possible side effects include:

  1. Getting fewer dirty looks than you expected—but way more nods

  2. Feeling slightly more bulletproof in the face of bureaucratic nonsense

  3. Experiencing a strange urge to stock up on ammo and brisket

Support your views.

Proudly Printed in USA

Wear your Kakistocracy proudly, knowing your apparel was designed and printed in the USA.