
God, Guns & Trump Tee
For people who love America & aren't afraid to show it!
Proudly designed, printed, and shipped in the USA!
Wrong size? No issue. Returns made easy.
Enjoy free shipping on orders of $100 or more in USA.
Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
The holy trinity of American freedom.
This shirt isn’t just a list—it’s a lifestyle. God, Guns & Trump puts your values front and center, whether you're at church, the range, or the county fair.
It’s bold, it’s blessed, and it’s built for those who know that freedom doesn’t come from feelings—it comes from firepower, faith, and a fighter in the White House.
- Premium Bella+Canvas tee – soft, breathable, USA-made
- 100% Airlume combed & ringspun cotton (no sweatshops, ever)
- Unisex fit with ribbed collar & side seams for structure
- Tagless feel with tear-away label
- Printed to order in the USA 🇺🇸
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, order one size up.
Effect of Wearing Kakistocracy:
Possible side effects include:
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Being asked if you’re running for sheriff (even if you're not)
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Receiving spontaneous “Amens” in public
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Feeling like you could win an argument just by standing still
Returns & Shipping
Returns & Support
Our support email is support@kakistocracy.shop, we are happy to help with any returns or issues.
Shipping
We ship as fast as possible, 95% of all orders leave our printshop in 2 business days. If you need an expedited order, please reach out to sales@kakistocracy.shop, we will try the best we can.



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