


‘Murica You! Tee – Trump Points Back
For people who love America & aren't afraid to show it!
Proudly designed, printed, and shipped in the USA!
Wrong size? No issue. Returns made easy.
Enjoy free shipping on orders of $100 or more in USA.
Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
You know who you are—and so does he.
That look. That finger point. That knowing smirk. The ‘Murica You!™ Tee captures the moment you felt seen, heard, and ready to MAGA again.
This one’s for the loud patriots, the quiet ones, and the ones who’ve been waiting for the signal to come home. Spoiler alert: it’s you.
- Premium Bella+Canvas tee – soft, breathable, USA-made
- 100% Airlume combed & ringspun cotton (no sweatshops, ever)
- Unisex fit with ribbed collar & side seams for structure
- Tagless feel with tear-away label
- Printed to order in the USA 🇺🇸
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, order one size up.
Effect of Wearing Kakistocracy:
Possible side effects include:
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Friends yelling “That’s you!” across the parking lot
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Feeling like a campaign commercial at the gas station
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15% more swagger than medically recommended
Returns & Shipping
Returns & Support
Our support email is support@kakistocracy.shop, we are happy to help with any returns or issues.
Shipping
We ship as fast as possible, 95% of all orders leave our printshop in 2 business days. If you need an expedited order, please reach out to sales@kakistocracy.shop, we will try the best we can.



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