Trump Hotline Tee – Miss Me Yet?
For people who love America & aren't afraid to show it!
Printed & Shipped from the USAProudly designed, printed, and shipped in the USA!
Easy Returns, No HassleWrong size? No issue. Returns made easy.
Free Shipping Over $100Enjoy free shipping on orders of $100 or more in USA.
High Quality Cotton & ConstructionMade with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
The call that broke the internet—and half the country.
He’s on the line. You know you miss him. This retro-styled Trump Hotline Tee features 45 in full 90s glory, dialing in with a look that says: “Told you so.”
It’s not just a meme—it’s a message. For those who saw it coming, called it early, and are patiently waiting for the comeback tour.
- Premium Bella+Canvas tee – soft, breathable, USA-made
- 100% Airlume combed & ringspun cotton (no sweatshops, ever)
- Unisex fit with ribbed collar & side seams for structure
- Tagless feel with tear-away label
- Printed to order in the USA 🇺🇸
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, order one size up.
Effect of Wearing Kakistocracy:
Possible side effects include:
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Getting “hell yes” nods from old guys in lifted trucks
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Triggering uncontrollable eye twitches in brunch crowds
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Channeling 1990s Don energy for at least 3 hours
Returns & Shipping
Returns & Support
Our support email is support@kakistocracy.shop, we are happy to help with any returns or issues.
Shipping
We ship as fast as possible, 95% of all orders leave our printshop in 2 business days. If you need an expedited order, please reach out to sales@kakistocracy.shop, we will try the best we can.
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Proudly Printed in USA
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