
Take America Back™ Tee – Patriot Eagle Edition
For people who love America & aren't afraid to show it!
Proudly designed, printed, and shipped in the USA!
Wrong size? No issue. Returns made easy.
Enjoy free shipping on orders of $100 or more in USA.
Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
Not nostalgic—necessary.
This isn’t about looking back. It’s about getting it back—our values, our borders, our country. With the soaring eagle front and center, the Take America Back™ Tee says what most are too afraid to.
For the proud. For the fed up. For those who know 1776 wasn’t meant to be a one-time thing.
- Premium Bella+Canvas tee – soft, breathable, USA-made
- 100% Airlume combed & ringspun cotton (no sweatshops, ever)
- Unisex fit with ribbed collar & side seams for structure
- Tagless feel with tear-away label
- Printed to order in the USA 🇺🇸
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, order one size up.
Effect of Wearing Kakistocracy:
Possible side effects include:
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Unexpected applause at hardware stores
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Bald eagles circling overhead in support
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Increased awareness of the Constitution
Returns & Shipping
Returns & Support
Our support email is support@kakistocracy.shop, we are happy to help with any returns or issues.
Shipping
We ship as fast as possible, 95% of all orders leave our printshop in 2 business days. If you need an expedited order, please reach out to sales@kakistocracy.shop, we will try the best we can.



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Proudly Printed in USA
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