
You Missed, Bitches! Tee – Trump Drops Mic
For people who love America & aren't afraid to show it!
Proudly designed, printed, and shipped in the USA!
Wrong size? No issue. Returns made easy.
Enjoy free shipping on orders of $100 or more in USA.
Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
Back harder than ever.
For the haters who thought it was over—this tee is the clapback heard ‘round the world. He’s back, he’s louder, and he’s unapologetically winning.
It’s petty. It’s presidential. It’s perfect.
- Premium Bella+Canvas tee – soft, breathable, USA-made
- 100% Airlume combed & ringspun cotton (no sweatshops, ever)
- Unisex fit with ribbed collar & side seams for structure
- Tagless feel with tear-away label
- Printed to order in the USA 🇺🇸
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, order one size up.
Effect of Wearing Kakistocracy:
Possible side effects include:
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Spontaneous fist bumps from strangers at gas stations
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Being the most screenshot-worthy guest at every party
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A smug, satisfied glow you just can’t shake
Returns & Shipping
Returns & Support
Our support email is support@kakistocracy.shop, we are happy to help with any returns or issues.
Shipping
We ship as fast as possible, 95% of all orders leave our printshop in 2 business days. If you need an expedited order, please reach out to sales@kakistocracy.shop, we will try the best we can.



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