Kakistocracy: Government by the worst people"
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Better Call Trump™ Tee – America’s Fixer
Description
Because D.C. needs a real clean-up crew.
Is your country in trouble? There’s only one man to call. This Breaking Bad–inspired tee turns political dysfunction into meme-level clarity.
Parody meets power—perfect for patriots who want law and order, minus the Netflix subscription.
- Premium Bella+Canvas tee – soft, breathable, USA-made
- 100% Airlume combed & ringspun cotton (no sweatshops, ever)
- Unisex fit with ribbed collar & side seams for structure
- Tagless feel with tear-away label
- Printed to order in the USA 🇺🇸
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, order one size up.
Effect of Wearing Kakistocracy:
Possible side effects include:
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Sudden increase in common sense
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Getting called “based” by Gen Z at the gas station
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Uncontrollable urge to say “You're fired” under your breath
Kakistocracy
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Common questions about Kakistocracy.
How do you handle returns?
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It depends on where you are. 95% of all orders processed within 2 business days and take an average of 3-4 days to arrive to your door.
Overseas deliveries can take anywhere from 7-16 days. Delivery details will be provided in your confirmation email.
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